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Bored with the Christmas Schmaltz movies? Then check out these films that are screening in cinemas now or will be over the holiday.

Are you starting to think It ISN’T A Wonderful Life? Ready to dump the Elf  back on the shelf? Turning into a Grinch yourself? Completely bored with the Christmas schmaltz movies already? Then why not skip the usual festive movie fare on TV and take yourself and the family to the cinema instead? Leave granny on the sofa for a nice nap in front of the fire and get yourself some new movie entertainment instead. There’s a plentiful collection already showing or will be showing over the Christmas holiday. Let’s see the alternative film entertainment instead of watching White Christmas for the umpteenth time.

AVATAR: FIRE & ASH

Walt Disney

Released Friday, 19th December

Synopsis: The conflict on Pandora escalates as Jake and Neytiri’s family encounter a new, aggressive Na’vi tribe.

Cast: Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver. Stephen Lang

Director: James Cameron

Cert: 12A

Jake Sully (Sam Worthington) in 20th Century Studios’ AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH. Photo courtesy of 20th Century Studios. © 2025 20th Century Studios. All Rights Reserved.

Please read our review of the film here.

THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS

Paramount Pictures

Released Saturday 20th December

Synopsis: Hoping to prove his bravery to Mr Krabs, SpongeBob follows a mysterious, swashbuckling ghost pirate known as the Flying Dutchman on a seafaring adventure that takes him to the deepest depths of the ocean.

Cast: George Lopez, Ice Spice, Arturo Castro, Sherry Cola

Director: Derek Drymon

Cert: PG

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Patrick Star (Bill Fagerbakke) and SpongeBob SquarePants (Tom Kenny) in The Spongebob Movie: Search For Squarepants from Paramount Animation and Nickelodeon.

Please read our review of the film here.

ANACONDA

Sony Pictures

Released Thursday, 25th December

Synopsis: Best friends Griff and Doug have always dreamed of remaking their all-time favourite movie, “Anaconda.” When a midlife crisis pushes them to finally go for it, they assemble a crew and head deep into the jungles of the Amazon to start filming. However, life soon imitates art when a gigantic anaconda with a thirst for blood starts hunting them down.

Cast: Paul Rudd, Jack Black

Director: Tom Gormican

Cert: 12A

THE HOUSEMAID

Lionsgate UK

Released Friday 26th December

Synopsis: Hoping for a fresh start, a young woman becomes a live-in maid for a wealthy couple who harbour sinister secrets.

Cast: Sydney Sweeney, Amanda Seyfried

Director: Paul Feig

Cert: 15

Sydney Sweeney as Millie and Amanda Seyfried as Nina in The Housemaid. Photo Credit: Daniel McFadden/Lionsgate

Please read our review of the film here.

MARTY SUPREME

Entertainment Film Distributors

Released Friday 26th December

Synopsis: In the 1950s, young Marty Mauser pursues his dream of becoming a champion table tennis player.

Cast: Timothée Chalamet, Gwyneth Paltrow, Odessa A’zion

Director: Josh Safdie

Cert: 15

Marty Supreme Tells Us To Dream Big This Christmas With The Official Trailer And Poster

Look out for our review of the film-coming soon!

SONG SUNG BLUE

Universal Pictures

Released Thursday 1st January 2026

Synopsis: Two down-on-their-luck performers form a Neil Diamond tribute band, proving it’s never too late to find love and follow your dreams.

Cast: Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson

Director: Craig Brewer

Cert: TBC

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BOWIE: THE FINAL ACT

Dogwoof

Release date: Friday 26th December

Cert: TBC

SENTIMENTAL VALUE

MUBI

Release date: Friday 26th December

Cert: 15

MUBI Releases The New Trailer For Joachim Trier's Sentimental Value

Ditch the schmaltz, enjoy some brilliant new cinematic entertainment this Christmas!

 

 

 

 

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